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Hat & Commemorative Coin Bundle** 😈🍺
This isn’t merchandise.
It’s a statement of survival, sarcasm, and earned grit.
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Designed for those who’ve lived long enough to stop pretending—and proud enough to laugh about it—this limited hat + coin set celebrates experience, attitude, and a lifetime of not giving a damn.
The Hat: Worn-In Attitude, Front and Center 🧢🔥
The cap features a distressed, vintage-style finish, immediately giving it the look of something you’ve owned for years—and earned every scratch along the way.
Front Patch Design 💀😤
Dominating the front panel is a rugged leather-style patch stamped with:
“100% BITTER
OLD F*CKERS
CLUB”
At the center sits a winged skull emblem, symbolizing hard lessons learned, zero patience for nonsense, and freedom earned the hard way.
The typography is bold, weathered, and intentional—nothing polished, nothing soft.
This isn’t bitterness as weakness.
This is bitterness as wisdom 😏.
Brim Text: No Expiration Date 🕰️🍻
Stitched along the brim is the phrase:
“LIFETIME MEMBER”
No application. No renewal.
Once you’re in, you’re in—for good.
It’s a quiet flex that says: I’ve been through it… and I’m still standing. 💪
Side Detail: American Grit 🇺🇸
On the side of the hat, a subtle American flag patch reinforces the tone—classic, defiant, and rooted in blue-collar pride. No speeches needed.
The Coin: Pocket-Sized Proof of Membership 🪙🔥
Paired with the hat is a matching commemorative coin, echoing the same bold language and design:
“100% Bitter – Old F*ckers Club”
“Lifetime Member”
The same winged skull emblem, struck in a heavy, metallic finish
This coin isn’t decorative—it’s symbolic.
A reminder that you’ve earned your attitude and don’t owe anyone an apology for it 😈.
Slip it in your pocket, keep it on your desk, or toss it on the bar—either way, it speaks for itself.
Why This Bundle Hits Hard 🔥
😤 Zero-filter humor
💀 Gritty, masculine design
🍺 Perfect gift for those who’ve “seen some things”
🧢 Wear it. 🪙 Carry it. Own it.
Final Word 😏
This set isn’t for everyone—and that’s the point.
If you’re tired, sarcastic, experienced, and still laughing?
Welcome to the club. 🍻
Lifetime member. No regrets.
Hat Specifications
Material: 100% Washed Cotton Twill
Style: Vintage Distressed Baseball Cap
Size: Visot 2.95 IN, Depth 4.72 IN, Hat Size 21.3-23.6 IN Adjustable
Feature: Breathable, Durable, Unisex
Size chart
| Size | High | Cap Circumference | ||
| CM | INCH | CM | INCH | |
| One-Size | 17 | 6.69 | 56~60 | 22.05~23.62 |
📐 Size:
One size fits most – adjustable back with durable metal buckle strap for a secure, custom fit.
📏Coin Specifications :
Diameter: ~1.75–2 inches (45–50mm)
Thickness: ~3–4mm
Premium Weight: Solid, heavy feel — built to last for generations.
Note:
Slight size variations may occur due to manual measurement. Product color may differ slightly from images due to lighting. Thank you for your understanding.
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