Bourbon Fixes Almost Everything—Idiots Not Included.”

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🔥 For the drinkers with attitude — and zero patience for nonsense.

Front Side 🦴🔥

A sharply dressed skeleton in a classic fedora, holding a glass of bourbon and puffing a cigar. Encircled with the unapologetic motto:
“Old Bastards Bourbon Club – Idiots Not Included.”

Back Side 🥃⭐

A crossed-bottle bourbon emblem set against rustic distillery details, framed by the iconic phrase:
“Born to Sip. Forced to Deal with Idiots.”

Product Highlights ✨

Premium alloy with raised 3D relief

Aged bronze & enamel finish for a rugged, collectible look

Perfect for bourbon lovers, humor collectors, and rebels at heart

Great for gifts, bars, clubs, man caves, and display shelves

💪 A coin with character — for people who actually have some.

📏 Coin Size & Dimensions
  • Diameter: 1.57 inches (40 mm)
    (Standard challenge coin size — fits perfectly in hand or pocket)

  • Thickness: 0.12 inches (3 mm)
    (Deep relief for strong details and a premium 3D feel)

  • Weight: 1.4–1.8 oz (40–50 g)
    (Heavy and solid, not lightweight or hollow)


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