🥃 Product Description
Raise a glass to brotherhood, bold humor, and a life well lived.
The Old Bastards Whisky Club – Lifetime Member Keychain is a premium vintage-style accessory made for men who’ve earned their stories, their scars, and their whisky. 🥃🔥
Crafted with rich antique metal tones and a detailed illustration of three seasoned gentlemen sharing a drink, this keychain is more than just a holder for your keys — it’s a badge of honor.
✨ Key Features
🔸 Bold Vintage Design
A round, coin-style metal keychain featuring the iconic Old Bastards Whisky Club artwork, complete with engraved lettering and a classic bar-room scene.
🔸 Premium Metal Construction
Made from durable alloy metal with an antique gold finish — solid, weighty, and built to last through years of daily carry.
🔸 Lifetime Member Statement
The “LIFETIME MEMBER” engraving proudly celebrates confidence, humor, and unapologetic personality — because legends don’t retire. 😎
🔸 Secure Lobster Clasp
Strong gold-tone lobster clasp and chain ensure your keys stay safe whether clipped to keys, bags, belts, or backpacks.
🔸 Compact & Eye-Catching
Perfect size for everyday use without bulk — eye-catching enough to spark conversations wherever you go.
🎁 Perfect Gift For
🎩 Whisky lovers & bourbon fans
🎂 Birthday gifts for dads, grandpas & husbands
🎄 Father’s Day & Christmas gifts
🍻 Groomsmen or drinking buddies
😆 Anyone who appreciates bold humor & classic masculinity
📏 Product Details
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Material: High-quality metal alloy
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Finish: Antique gold / vintage brass tone
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Shape: Round coin-style
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Attachment: Lobster clasp + chain
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Style: Vintage · Humorous · Masculine
🥃 Why You’ll Love It
This isn’t just a keychain — it’s a statement.
A reminder that age brings character, whisky brings wisdom, and being an Old Bastard is something to be proud of. 🍂🔥
Join the club. Lifetime membership guaranteed.
