Bourbon Fixes Almost Everything—Idiots Not Included.”
🎁💐Don't forget to get some for your family and friends as it's a unique gift idea.
🔥 For the drinkers with attitude — and zero patience for nonsense.
Front Side 🦴🔥
A sharply dressed skeleton in a classic fedora, holding a glass of bourbon and puffing a cigar. Encircled with the unapologetic motto:
“Old Bastards Bourbon Club – Idiots Not Included.”
Back Side 🥃⭐
A crossed-bottle bourbon emblem set against rustic distillery details, framed by the iconic phrase:
“Born to Sip. Forced to Deal with Idiots.”
Product Highlights ✨
Premium alloy with raised 3D relief
Aged bronze & enamel finish for a rugged, collectible look
Perfect for bourbon lovers, humor collectors, and rebels at heart
Great for gifts, bars, clubs, man caves, and display shelves
💪 A coin with character — for people who actually have some.
📏 Coin Size & Dimensions
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Diameter: 1.57 inches (40 mm)
(Standard challenge coin size — fits perfectly in hand or pocket) -
Thickness: 0.12 inches (3 mm)
(Deep relief for strong details and a premium 3D feel) -
Weight: 1.4–1.8 oz (40–50 g)
(Heavy and solid, not lightweight or hollow)
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